🚨🔥BREAKING: Amazon just dropped a hotter deal than your ex on Tinder!💔🔥 The Fire TV Cube is strutting its stuff for UNDER $100! That's right, folks 😱 —‍$99.99, aka 29% OFF! 🤯💸 Now why is this a big deal? Well, picture this: the Fire TV Cube is like if Alexa and a TV remote had a kid who could *actually* do its homework. 🤖📺 Talk about stonks, right? 📈 Your chance to become the ultimate couch potato just got a *major* glow-up. But wait... the developers at Amazon said, "We wanted to make it so cheap that people forget what outside looks like and just binge-watch 'Tiger King' for the rest of their lives. 🐅📺" No cap, that sounds like a win-win to us. 💀 But lemme remind you, this deal is like that one friend who promises to go out but ghost you at 2 am. 😤😩 So don’t sleep on it, fam! Grab it before it turns into a meme of the past: “This is fine.” ☕🐶 🔥🌀@elonmusk just tweeted, “If my Mars colonists can’t watch Netflix, it’s all over.” So here’s the hot take: in 5 years, we’re gonna need Fire TV Cubes to watch Earth sitcoms on Martian soil. Yeah, I said it! 🤪🚀💥