🚨 BREAKING CHAOS ALERT! 🚨 Finland just dropped a *MAJOR* bag 💰 with NestAI snagging €100M (that's like $115M for y'all who flunked math class) to make AI as useful as your mom’s Wi-Fi password! 🤖💻 And guess what? They’re **teaming up with Nokia**! You know, the company that made your childhood brick phone? 📱💥 Now they're all like: "Yeah, we can turn those chatbots into *defense bots*." Forget 'Call of Duty' – get ready for *Call of Duty: Industrial Revolution Edition*! 🎮🚀 But here’s the tea ☕️: How does “physical AI” even work? Is it just robots that can text while they drive? 🤔 Or maybe it's like your drunk uncle trying to use a drone? “This is fine," he says, right before it crashes into a tree. 🌳💀 A leaked quote from a NestAI developer says: “We’re basically turning Nokia into Skynet, but, like, the chill version of Skynet.” If that ain’t the *most Finnish* thing ever, I don’t know what is! 🤡🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In *three years*, your fridge will be the *general* of your kitchen, plotting world domination via leftover pizza tactics. Get your tin foil hats ready, folks! 🛸👽