"Find Your Grind got ๐ฅ 5M to help students flex those unique career paths! ๐ช๐ #CareerGoals #Based"
๐ธ HOLD THE PHONE! ๐ Your boy Nick Gross and his crew just raised a COOL $5M with Find Your Grind! ๐ But wait... ARE WE SURE THIS ISN'T ANOTHER FAKE CRYPTO? ๐คก๐ So like, apparently this platform is all about helping students discover career paths that arenโt just โdoctorโ or โengineerโ โ you know, all that cringe boomer stuff. ๐๐ผ Itโs less โthis is all your parents knowโ and more โletโs make your sleep-deprived dreams a reality!โ ๐โจ But real talk, if I had $5M, Iโd spend it on a lifetime supply of instant ramen and a pet goldfish named Stonks. ๐๐ฐ You think Gross is gonna #change the world? You know whatโs truly empowering? A solid WiFi connection and a TikTok account. ๐คณ๐ฅ ๐ *Leaked developer convo below:* ๐จโ๐ป Developer 1: "So, like, do we actually have a plan for this?" ๐จโ๐ป Developer 2: "Nah, weโll just put it in a shiny app and watch the kids go wild. ๐คทโโ๏ธ" ๐จโ๐ป Developer 1: "Bet." Mood: This is fine! ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ Prediction: In like 3 years, weโre all just gonna be influencers and the career options will be โvibe coordinatorโ and โcloud-soaked meme producer.โ ๐คฏ๐ Share this with your friends and let the chaos REIGN! ๐ฅณ
