💸 HOLD THE PHONE! 📞 Your boy Nick Gross and his crew just raised a COOL $5M with Find Your Grind! 🎉 But wait... ARE WE SURE THIS ISN'T ANOTHER FAKE CRYPTO? 🤡💀 So like, apparently this platform is all about helping students discover career paths that aren’t just “doctor” or “engineer” – you know, all that cringe boomer stuff. 🙄💼 It’s less “this is all your parents know” and more “let’s make your sleep-deprived dreams a reality!” 🌈✨ But real talk, if I had $5M, I’d spend it on a lifetime supply of instant ramen and a pet goldfish named Stonks. 🐟💰 You think Gross is gonna #change the world? You know what’s truly empowering? A solid WiFi connection and a TikTok account. 🤳🔥 👀 *Leaked developer convo below:* 👨‍💻 Developer 1: "So, like, do we actually have a plan for this?" 👨‍💻 Developer 2: "Nah, we’ll just put it in a shiny app and watch the kids go wild. 🤷‍♂️" 👨‍💻 Developer 1: "Bet." Mood: This is fine! 🔥🔥🔥 Prediction: In like 3 years, we’re all just gonna be influencers and the career options will be “vibe coordinator” and “cloud-soaked meme producer.” 🤯🚀 Share this with your friends and let the chaos REIGN! 🥳