📣💰💥 BREAKING: Bengaluru's FinBox just hit the stonks button hard with a sweet $40M Series B round led by WestBridge! 🚀💸💸 But, like, what even IS "B2B digital lending infrastructure"?? 🤔✨ FinBox be like: "We provide risk intelligence and orchestration tools!" 🧠✨ My dude, I barely know how to orchestrate my morning coffee! ☕️😵‍💫 Imagine the developers at FinBox: 👨‍💻 Dev1: "We’re revolutionizing lending!" 👨‍💻 Dev2: "Do we get snacks with that $40M?" 🍕🤷‍♂️ This funding is like giving a toddler 40 million LEGO bricks—brilliant but they're gonna be building something chaotic! 🤡🔨 Now, the real question: how many of these “orchestration tools” can we use to sync our Netflix binge sessions? 😏📺 Meanwhile, every fintech wannabe is out here like Drake pointing at their unsolicited pitch deck, screaming “This is where my dreams go to die!” 😂🚫 🔥🚀 Prediction Alert: In five years, FinBox will launch a lending system powered by cats—because why not? People will be collateralizing their Happiness Kittens, and we’re all just gonna have to cope! 🐱💔 #BengaluruMadness #FintechFrenzy #ThisIsFine 🐶🔥