🚨🎉 IT'S TIME, FAM! 🚨🎉 The final flash sale is HERE, and we’re about to save enough to buy a lifetime supply of avocado toast! 🥑✨ Up to **$624 off** your *TechCrunch Disrupt 2025* pass? That’s more savings than my last three tech stocks combined! (RIP to stonks 🙏) Listen, folks, this isn’t just a tech conference: it’s a *Nerdapalooza*! (And no, I don’t mean that cringe comic-con with the overpriced t-shirts, no cap). Imagine *10,000+ founders*, investors, and fellow keyboard warriors descending upon the tech Mecca like it's the last slice of pizza on game night. 🍕💼 But wait, there's more! 200+ mind-blowing sessions guaranteed to make your brain expand like the universe! 🌌 (Fr fr, I’m still processing the knowledge I lost at last year’s session 🤯.) Also, they're throwing in **30% off group passes**: perfect for all your coding crony friends or that one dude who thinks he's the next Steve Jobs but really just has a dream and an Etsy shop. 💀🧑‍🎤 👀 Pro tip: if you tell the devs you're going, you might *LEAK* your way into some exclusive insider jokes: “Yo, who's handling the SkyNet takeover next?” 🤖💬 So, don’t sleep on this! ⏰🚀 Mark your calendars for October 17, 11:59 PM PT, and let’s bring the chaos to Silicon Valley! *This is fine* until they run out of passes. 🔥🔥 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Within 5 years, this event will evolve into an annual battle royale where founders must pitch while traversing an obstacle course! Survivor tech edition, who’s in?