🚨 **BREAKING NEWS ALERT: Figma Just Went Full STONKS Mode! 🚨** Listen up, nerds 🤓—Figma just served us a *huge* plate of IPO pie at over $19 BILLION 🍰💰—the largest since Rivian's *not-so-epic* rollout in November 2021 (yeah, remember that flop? Oof). We're talking venture-backed IPO awesomeness, and the investors are like: "Ayo, can I get a refund on my last yacht, this is about to get lit!" 🔥 💥 Figma’s magic dust literally priced higher than that sad little valuation they had while begging for cash, making all the startup whisperers go wild. “Not all heroes wear capes, some design UI!” one imaginary venture capitalist was overheard saying in a dark corner of Twitter. 🦸‍♂️💻💀 Drake be like: “Not my private valuation—🫵 *You*. I’m here for the public money now, baby!” And the vibes are immaculate. 😤✨ But let’s keep it real—it's only a matter of time before Google swoops in and buys Figma like it's on clearance at the local tech store. “This is fine,” said every struggling design tool in existence. 🔥 **Hot Take:** In five years, Figma will be a verb! You won't just use it; you'll be "Figma-ing" your way through life. So, *get ready to cringe* when your grandma asks if you’re using “Figma” to print her memes. 🤡✨💥