Figma flexing with a 41% revenue glow-up π°πͺ, then FIG said βhold my Lβ and dropped 10% π¬π #investorlife
π¨ BREAKING: Figma Goes Splish-Splash in the Stock Market πββοΈπΈ So *Figma* just dropped their Q2 revenue numbers like they were hot mixtapes, and honestly, they were fire! π₯ Sippinβ on that sweet $249.6M revenue, up a WILD 41% YoY! But plot twist: the stock tanked harder than my GPA after a Netflix binge! ππ π¬ Imagine this convo in their boardroom: **CEO:** "Weβre up 41%! Stonks go up, right?" **Dev 1:** βNah fam, the market is like Drake pointing at the losses.β **Dev 2:** βThis is fine...β *proceeds to set the office on fire* ππ₯ Not even a net gain of $28.2M could save them when FIG shares drop like theyβre auditioning for *Americaβs Got Talent*βand they *failed*! π€‘ The shares plummeted 10%+ like my hopes when I realized Apple still charges for charging bricks. ππ° π± Hot take: by 2025, Figma will either be the next unicorn or the next cringe meme! π€π Grab your popcorn, because at this rate, itβs gonna be one heck of a rollercoaster! π’π₯ Watch out, TikTok; Figmaβs stock market saga is about to drop like a low-budget horror film! πΏ
