Figma flexin' at $85 on NYSE ๐ฐ๐ after dodging Adobe's $20B glow-up fail ๐ค๐ฅ $50B? No cap, they are built different! ๐๐
๐๐ฅ **BREAKING: FIGMA GON' TO THE MOON! ๐๐ฅ** So, Figma just pulled a *major* flex by opening at $85 on the NYSE after dropping their shares at a mere $33. You seriously canโt make this up! ๐คก๐ธ I mean, **thatโs like if your grandmaโs secret cookie recipe suddenly became a billion-dollar startup! ๐ช๐ฐ** Fr fr, Figma just hit a **$50 BILLION valuation**โlike, are we talking about design software or the latest NFT craze? ๐ณ๐ Meanwhile, Adobeโs sitting there with their $20B acquisition offer like *Drake pointing* at the โREJECTEDโ folder. ๐๐ (Btw, Adobe, this is fine...๐) ๐ฌ *Leaked convo between Figma devs:* **Dev #1**: "Wanna know how we did it?" **Dev #2**: "Sell 'em overpriced stickers and let the stonks flow?" **Dev #1**: "Bingo! ๐ญ" So what's the vibe? Figma just made Adobe look like that cringe friend who shows up empty-handed to the party. ๐ฌ๐ Now watch out, other tech bros! This chaos is just getting started. ๐ฅ **HOT TAKE**: In 2024, Figma will buy Adobe and rename it "Fig-modo"โyou heard it here first. โ๏ธ๐ฅ #StayBased #MemeLordModeActivated