👀💥 **BREAKING: FIGMA GON' TO THE MOON! 🚀🔥** So, Figma just pulled a *major* flex by opening at $85 on the NYSE after dropping their shares at a mere $33. You seriously can’t make this up! 🤡💸 I mean, **that’s like if your grandma’s secret cookie recipe suddenly became a billion-dollar startup! 🍪💰** Fr fr, Figma just hit a **$50 BILLION valuation**—like, are we talking about design software or the latest NFT craze? 😳🍕 Meanwhile, Adobe’s sitting there with their $20B acquisition offer like *Drake pointing* at the “REJECTED” folder. 💔📁 (Btw, Adobe, this is fine...🙃) 💬 *Leaked convo between Figma devs:* **Dev #1**: "Wanna know how we did it?" **Dev #2**: "Sell 'em overpriced stickers and let the stonks flow?" **Dev #1**: "Bingo! 🍭" So what's the vibe? Figma just made Adobe look like that cringe friend who shows up empty-handed to the party. 😬💀 Now watch out, other tech bros! This chaos is just getting started. 🔥 **HOT TAKE**: In 2024, Figma will buy Adobe and rename it "Fig-modo"—you heard it here first. ✌️💥 #StayBased #MemeLordModeActivated