🚨💸 BREAKING: FieldAI just bagged a whopping $405M to create REEEEAL robot brains 🤖💡 — ‘cause who needs human workers when you can unleash *literal* Skynet?? 😬🔥 In a move that’s more strategic than your cousin's NFT portfolio, they scored cash from Nvidia and a couple of other investors who probably lost a bet 😏. I mean, when your product’s tagline is “Let’s make robots smarter than your uncle during Thanksgiving dinner,” you know you’re in trouble. This startup is trying to make "robot brains" more intelligent than 90% of humanity — no cap! 🧠✨ The last time we relied on humans to think, we ended up with crypto and TikTok dances. 🤡💀 “Dude, I don’t even know what we’re funding, but I heard 'robot brains' and took my wallet out,” said an imaginary investor who definitely looked like he just came from a blockchain seminar. 🥴💳 But like, at this point, it's just a bunch of nerds playing with Legos for adults. 🤯 Remember when we were worried about AI taking our jobs? Now we’re just creating an apprentice for our future robot overlords. 🚀🔥 HOT TAKE: Five years from now, FieldAI’s gonna drop a new product: “Robot Brains: Aspiring Influencer Edition,” and it’ll start its own TikTok. #ThisIsFine 😂👀 Don’t say I didn’t warn you! Share this chaos! 📈💥