🎉🚨 Hold onto your leashes, fam! 🤡😱 Fi just dropped the *Fi Mini*, the GPS tracker for your pet that’s about as big as an AirTag but WAY cooler—no cap! 🐶🐱 We're talking about a sleek, ultra-light clip-on that’ll turn your fur baby into a low-key secret agent 🕵️‍♂️. No more “I read your location on Find My Friends” cringe vibes! 🚀 For just $129 a year (another subscription? Wut 🤦‍♂️), you can track your pet’s moves like they’re a TikTok influencer on an adventurous day! 💸💰 Just imagine your cat breaking out on its own little "The Great Escape" mission, while you sip coffee and refresh that real-time app like it’s a stonk! 📈🐾 Here’s a *totally real developer quote*: “At first, we wanted to make cats send us their location via carrier pigeon, but then we thought, ‘Let’s not make them *that* extra.’” 😂 And let’s be real here: if your pet ends up using this tech to ghost you, then we’ve officially entered the 'They’re Actually Out Here Living Their Best Life' phase! 🔥 🔥🚨 Hot take alert: In 2025, we’re gonna have mini GPS trackers for free-range parrots, and I am HERE for it! Prepare for the wildest Pet Olympics ever! 🦜🤣💥