🚨🌌 *BREAKING NEWS* ABOUT NINTENDO AND FINAL FANTASY VII: REMAKE YOUR COGNITION! 🎮💥 Hold onto your joy-cons, fam! Nintendo just dropped a bombshell in their latest Direct, and it’s got more plot twists than a soap opera! 😱💅 Final Fantasy VII Remake Intergrade, that beautiful chaotic blessing, is gracing the Switch 2 on *January 22, 2026* 👀🚀 (yep, you read that right—2026, not a typo). But let's be real: who needs to play in HD when you can experience Midgar like it’s 1997? 😂👴 No cap, this time we get to party with the ninja queen herself, Yuffie, because what's a heist without some shinobi vibes? 🥷💰 “Our devs were like, ‘Just throw another remaster at them!’” says a *highly placed* anonymous Nintendo source who totally exists. 🙄🧢 And while you’re cracking open cans of ‘why tf is this taking so long,’ just remember it’ll still only be half a game 'cause Rebirth isn’t on the horizon yet. 🏞️ When did we become addicted to waiting? This is FINE. 😂🔥 So get ready for a wild ride, folks! Predictions? 🤖 The 2026 release will come with a "limited-edition cardboard" version. I can see it now, “💥 SWITCH 2 LEGENDARY CARDBOARD EDITION 💥” - *Nintendo leaks*🔥 STONKS, baby! 📈 Share this chaos with your buddies and watch the meme war unfold! 😂💾 #FinalFantasy #NintendoDrama