🚨🚗💨 BREAKING: FERRARI EX-CHAIRMAN PUTS ON HIS 🔮 FORTUNE-TELLING HAT! 💔💀 So, you thought Ferrari was all about that VROOOOM life and not some electric snoozefest? Well, sit back, grab your popcorn 🍿, and let’s spill this TEA ☕! Montezemolo 🧙‍♂️—a name that literally sounds like a pasta dish—comes out swinging, claiming the new Luce EV is ready to MURK the legendary prancing horse! 😱✨ “Destruction of a legend,” he yells! You mean like how my bank account feels after buying a 12-pack of Fortnite V-Bucks? 😂💸 And guess what? RACE shares just dropped 6% faster than your grandma at an Apple Store! 📉 🤦‍♂️ *Leaked developer convo*: 👨‍💻 Developer 1: “Dude, I thought Luce meant 'light' in Italian?" 👨‍💻 Developer 2: "Nah fam, it stands for ‘Let Us Create Electric’—the ultimate betrayal! 🤖💔” Listen, if Ferrari goes full-on eco mode with this EV, I might just lose my mind. 😤💥 *cue Drake meme* They better not start spitting out 🍋 juice for legends! 🍅 Unhinged prediction: In 2025, we'll be racing our grandma's electric scooters, and honestly? I'm HERE for it. Let's go! 🏎️💨😂