🚗💨 *BREAKING: The Ferrari Testarossa is back, and she’s got more horsepower than your dad’s midlife crisis* 🤡🔥 Y’all, grab your aviators and fasten your seatbelts, because the ‘80s are crashing back in like that kid who shows up to the party uninvited but *everyone* loves. This isn’t just any nostalgia wave, though; we’re talking about the *plug-in hybrid* Ferrari Testarossa that’s got 1,035 freakin’ horsepower. YUP, you read that right! That’s *FIFTY MORE* prancing ponies than the SF90 Stradale, and that’s basically the “stonks” meme brought to life 💰📈. But wait, there’s more! This machine can go from “oops, I spilled my drink” to “I’m a speed demon” in 2.3 SECONDS. That’s faster than you can say "this is fine" while watching your bank account dwindle after the down payment 💀💸. Developer quote leak: “We didn’t just want to bring it back; we wanted it to drive your bank account into the void.” 😂💀 And yes, it’s *almost* green 🌍! You can cruise for 15 miles on electric power, perfect for when you need to pretend you’re saving the planet while speeding past your neighbors. 🔥🔥 Prediction Time: In 5 years, Ferrari will release a Testarossa that fuels itself with the tears of jealous onlookers—watch out, Tesla! 🤖✨