🔥💀 Oh boy, buckle up fam! FEMA just entered the chat, and we’ve got more tea than the Great British Bake Off! 🍵👀 Homie Noem, Secretary of Homeland Security aka the CEO of "Just Send It!" told FEMA workers to shout from the rooftops about their *positive experiences* with the Trump-era vibes. You already know this is about to be a classic case of "THIS IS FINE" dog meme! 🐶🔥 In a leaked Zoom call, one FEMA employee was heard mumbling, "If I say anything nice, my coffee will definitely spill on me before my vacation." 🤡💼 Meanwhile, the rest of the squad was busy brainstorming catchy hashtags like #FEMAFeelsGood, but we all know the real stonks here are in meme-making. 📈💰 Drake can’t even look at this disaster without pointing to Better Ideas™! — “You’re telling me to be vocal while my inbox is on fire? 😂” 😳 Expect an influx of feel-good, somewhat forced Twitter threads like “How FEMA Changed My Life” along with disaster relief TikToks! You know we’re about to get a TikTok challenge on “Surviving FEMA's Chaotic Summer,” complete with cringe dance moves in front of floodwaters. 🚀💃 Hot Take Alert 🚨: By the end of the year, they’ll be marketing "FEMA's Feel-Good Fridays" where every PT is just them enjoying *free* pizza while discussing how to clean up the mess... of the mess! 🥴💀 Let me know if you need an exorcism after all this chaos!