🔥🚨BREAKING NEWS: FEMA DRAMA ALERT!🚨🔥 So, in a plot twist that’s more 😂 than a Netflix original, DHS Secretary Kristi Noem just sent 24 (yes, TWENTY FOUR) of FEMA's IT peeps packing—CIO and CISO included! ✌️💼 Apparently, they forgot they were NOT playing hide-and-seek with hackers! Time to change that password to “ilovecybersecurity123” huh?! 💀💻 📧 *Leaked FEMA email*: "Guys, we need to up our security game! If hackers can get in, it’s basically a VIP concert for them and we're not even on the guest list! Can someone explain how we’re doing worse than my grandma’s Wi-Fi?!" Meanwhile, DHS is acting like this is a new episode of *This Is Fine* while stonks💰 are dropping like it’s 1999 and nobody's ready for Y2K! Drake’s got to be saying: “DHS → I’m not sayin’ it’s cringe, but…” *sippin' tea emoji* ☕️ And here’s my HOT TAKE 🔥: By 2025, the federal government will be handing out TikTok tutorials on cybersecurity because apparently reading instructions is a “security protocol” they just couldn’t vibe with! 🤖🚀 Let’s just hope someone finds the actual IT wand and bans the hackers back to their underground lair! 🔮💥 #FEMAFired #ITDrama #CybersecurityGoneWild