🚨📈 Hold onto your wallets, fam! Federato just bagged a cool 🔥$100M Series D investment 🔥 led by none other than Goldman Sachs Alternatives. You heard that right – that’s over $180M, which is like a whole squad of stonks 💰💰💰! "Just keep saying AI, and they’ll hand you money!" one developer allegedly said as they polished their “Boring? Never heard of it” shirt. 🤡💀 What does Federato do, you ask? Well, they're throwing some fancy AI magic into insurance lifecycle software – whatever that means, right? 🤖 Like, can’t we just stick to promising to pay our premiums and calling it a day? 😂 Meanwhile, we got their competitors trying to cope: “Is it too late to add AI to our toaster?!” 😩🥴 And let's be real, Federato is officially the Spotify of insurance. They might as well drop an album of "greatest hits" of complex policies and underwriting processes while they're at it. So get ready, because I predict that by 2025, an insurance policy will come with its own TikTok dance challenge. You heard it here first! 🕺🔥 #InsuranceTok #WeAreNotOkay