🚨🔥 ATTENTION BAES of the INTERWEBZ 🔥🚨 So, you're tired of swiping like a caffeinated raccoon in search of love? 😱💔 Say LESS! In 2025, we’re serving up the ultimate dating app buffet harder than your mom’s spaghetti! 🍝💥 Get ready for a meme-splosion of romantic pixels! Introducing the headliners: Hinge, Bumble, Match, and the new squad on the block - HER and Pure! 🚀🐝 How many versions of "I like long walks on the beach" can we handle? Spoiler: WAY too many! Hinge is like "dating but make it quirky," and I’m here for it. 💁‍♀️💌 Meanwhile, Bumble is basically *“Drake pointing”* at you to make the first move while Match is over there like, “this is fine” with its dating disasters. 😂💩 “Oh you know, just another Tuesday swiping while I contemplate my life choices,” said some dev who definitely does not want to talk about his own dating history. 😅👨‍💻💬 In my unhinged, galaxy-brain prediction: Every human will be dating a *robot* by 2030. Why? Because the AI will know more about you than your therapist 😅🤖💑. So, grab your phones and brace for impact! The dating apocalypse is coming, and it’s gonna be LIT 🔥💣! SHARE THIS if you’re ready to sort through the digital Tinderbox of LOVE! 💖💬 #StonksInLove #DateMePls