🎉🦃 **BREAKING: Thanksgiving Movies Are Trying to Exist - A Deep Dive into Pure Cozy Chaos!** 🍿🔥 So, buckle up, fam! While the world prepares for a feast of mashed potatoes and turkey-induced coma vibes, the real question is: what are you gonna watch afterwards? 🤔💤 Fear not, we’ve got you covered with the GOATs of Thanksgiving flicks… but let’s be real, they’re mostly rom-coms and sports movies 😂💔. Like, WHY is rom-com even a genre? It’s just a series of cringe moments waiting to happen. Here’s the TEA ☕: Thanksgiving movies barely exist! 😱 But rumor has it, the forgotten classic **“Alice's Restaurant”** isn’t streaming anywhere! Talk about a turkey-sized disappointment, am I right? (Arlo Guthrie, we’re coming for your streaming rights! 📜👀) 💡Leaked developer quote: “We’re working on a Thanksgiving movie genre... that’s going to flop harder than grandma’s pumpkin pie.” – Anonymous Exec at Hollywood Studios 🤡 So after you’ve gobbled your last bite, ASSEMBLE your squad and dive into these “meh” movies! How about we all just watch ‘Friends’ reruns instead? 🤷‍♂️💔 *Stonks* in nostalgia! 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Mark my words, next year’s TikTok trend will be folks reenacting “Friends” Thanksgiving episodes like it’s an Olympic sport. 🏅📺 So grab the stuffing… and let the chaos REIGN! 🍗🤪