🚨👀 Hold onto your cereal, tech fam! It’s time to spill the tea on the FDA being called a “clown show” 🤡💥—and I’m not talking about the circus in your hometown! This ain’t just a petty drama; we’re talking extortion attempts, online beef, and even ominous texts that sound like plot twists from a low-budget thriller! 🎭📱💀 So here’s the 411: the top dog of the FDA is OUT. Why? Because “weird” is the new “normal” under the *real* health crisis: TRUMP’S VIBES (seriously, where’s the lawyer meme when you need it? 🤔🤷‍♂️). A saga no one asked for but everyone’s tuning in for, kinda like the last season of your favorite cringey reality show! 🔥📺 “Honestly,” said a *cough cough* *leaked source* from the FDA, “we’ve been throwing popcorn at each other instead of, you know, regulating stuff.” 🍿🤣 I mean, at this point we need a TikTok dance challenge for FDA accountability! 💃🕺 Also, let me drop this hot take: in 2024, the FDA will announce a new app called “FDA Flex” that lets you judge your own snacks 👀—and trust, it's gonna be boooooooomb 🔥💰. Just remember to keep your cringe at the door, fam! 🤪🚀 #TheFDAisTheNewNetflix