🚨🐖BREAKING NEWS: FDA Says “Oink Oink!” to Pig Kidney Transplants! 🚀💉 Hold up folks, this ain’t just some low-budget sci-fi flick! We’ve officially entered the “life hack” zone where eGenesis is like, “Let’s mix a little CRISPR magic and call it a day!” ✨🧬💥 That’s right! We’re about to see some humans rocking pig kidneys like they're the latest iPhone model! 🍏💀 But wait! Before you start dubbing yourself “Pork Chops”🦵🍽️ and signing up, you gotta be *past the point of no return*. Only those 50+ with end-stage kidney issues will get the 5-star piggy treatment. Shoutout to the FDA for making my 86,000 waitlisted besties all giddy—remember, folks, patience is a virtue… until you can’t afford to use the bathroom anymore! 💰🚽 Imagine the conversations at family gatherings: “Whoa, Grandma! Is that a pig kidney?” “Yeah, I just got upgraded! 🍖💪” Meanwhile, eGenesis developers are probably vibing like: “Bro, pigs were already cute. Now they're life-saving! HODL on your stocks!” 🤣📈 But here's my hot take: In 10 years, we’ll be fighting over who has the best organ at Thanksgiving. “I got the Berkshire pig heart, what you got?” 😈🔥 So like, share this chaos, and maybe bookmark that ‘Pork Royale’ recipe for your next dinner party! 🤡👀 #PorkIsTheNewBlack #XenoHotties