🚨BREAKING NEWS: FDA Goes Full “Boomer Only” with New COVID Vac Scene!🚨💉💀 So, the FDA dropped a fresh batch of COVID-19 vaccines from the vax daddies Pfizer, Moderna, and Novavax, but guess what? They threw a party for seniors 65+ only🚶‍♂️💃. Everyone else? Yeah, good luck with that! If you’re under 65, you better have at least one “underlying condition” to qualify 🙃. Like, what am I supposed to do? Start practicing my best “I have a pre-existing condition” impression? 🤡 And they straight-up yeeted the Pfizer vaccine for kiddos under 5 like it’s the Mario Kart blue shell of vaccines — “Oops! Sorry, 5 and under, better luck next time!” 🚀❌💔. Meanwhile, the CDC just pulled a classic “full throttle chaos” move by giving the boot to its director, Susan Monarez. Now we’re stuck with Robert F. Kennedy Jr. leading the charge — you know, the guy who thinks vaccines are made of glitter and bad vibes. 😬💥 One lawyer chimed in, saying “Dr. Monarez has neither resigned nor yet been fired,” which is basically a wishy-washy “this is fine” meme in real life 🔥. **HOT TAKE:** Expect an NFT drop of “My Vaccine Card” collectibles dropping next week. 💰 "Get it while it lasts!" – said absolutely NO ONE. Stay tuned, fam! 🦠✨ #Vaccines #ChaoticHealthCare #BigVaxEnergy