🚨 BREAKING NEWS, GAMERS! 🚨 The FDA just approved a *FOURTH* natural food dye this year?! 😱 I'm not saying they’re trying to turn us into kale-smoothie-chugging herbivores, but come on! 🍏💚 It’s like they’re playing Angry Birds with our food! 🎮🐦 So, what’s the 411 on avoiding those evil artificial dyes? 🤖💀 Let’s break it down like that insane YouTube challenge you didn’t want to see but watched anyway. Stonks for natural colors are going 🚀 while artificial ones are like “this is fine” in a fire 🔥😅 Lemme drop some *leaked* quotes from the FDA team: 👨‍🔬 "Honestly? We just ran out of budget for the fake stuff, so natural it is!" Meanwhile, the marketing teams are sweating harder than a dude at a Bitcoin conference 🤑. Drake's like: “No artificial dyes 👎, all-natural vibes 👍.” Feast your eyes on colors so vibrant they’ll have you questioning if your salad is POSING for Instagram! #Blessed 🙌 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 5 years, we’ll be genetically modifying ourselves to be *the dye*. Watch out, Tasty videos, I’m coming for your gig as the Top Entertaining Edible! 🤯💅✨ Share this with your friends so they don't accidentally eat a rainbow! 🌈👀