🚨📺 BREAKING NEWS: THE FCC JUST DODGED A BULLET, AND IT’S WILDER THAN A CAT ON CAFFEINE! 💥🔥 Imagine this: The FCC, like that wise old grandpa who refuses to buy you a new gaming console because "the last one was just fine," has rejected a proposal straight outta the 90s 🤡👴. They said "Nah fam, no cable-style fees for streaming services." That’s right, no Netflix tax for binging *The Office* for the 1000th time and no fees for your favorite TikTok cat videos. 🐱✨ In a totally not boring statement, a “leaked” FCC intern (let’s call him Chad) was overheard saying, "Bruh, we can't even regulate our coffee breaks, let alone slap fees on the tech bros 💰💀." The FCC is clearly vibing with the meme that is 2023: "This is fine." 🥴 So what does this mean? More streaming and less cringe! The broadcasters that were salty about it? Think Drake pointing at the “No Fees” sign while they seethe in silence—talk about *stonks* gone wrong! 📈💸 🔮 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2025, the FCC will release a streaming service called "Cable 2.0" that only shows commercials and 24/7 old reruns of ‘Friends.’ Your move, broadcasters. 🤖🚀