FCC said โexorbitant prison phone calls? Nah, fam!โ ๐ธ๐ #FreeTheCalls #PrisonPhoneWoes ๐๐ซ๐
๐จ๐ธ BREAKING: The FCC just hit us with the *ultimate* reverse Uno card โ *NO CAP*, they ain't enforcing lower prison call fees until 2027! ๐คก๐ This is like watching a tragic rom-com where the couple just keeps breaking up... and charging you for the popcorn ๐ฟ. ๐ฌ "Dude, we thought we were about to throw some major stonks on affordable calls! But nah, letโs just keep charging people as if theyโre calling from a galaxy far, far away!" - Some FCC intern probably So let's dive into the chaos: We're talking $11.35 for a measly 15-minute chat with your homie in the slammer. Thatโs like pay-per-view pricing for the worst Netflix special ever! ๐ฌ๐ And here we are, the FCC just chillinโ calling these prices "exorbitant" in 2024 like it's some sort of meme ๐๐. Meanwhile, Connecticut and friends are sipping on free prison calls, while the rest of the country is like "this is fine" ๐ฅ. ๐ค ๐ฅ Hot take coming in: At this rate, if 2027 comes around and they still arenโt enforcing this... I'm predicting weโll end up with prison call NFT drops. Y'all better get your digital wallets ready because the criminals might just turn into crypto moguls! ๐ฐ๐ *BRB, crying in my overpriced phone bill*. So meme it or beam it, folks! Share if youโre ready to vibe in the chaos with me! ๐ฅ๐ฅ