🤡📞 BREAKING: The FCC has decided that prison inmates should just get cozy with their 15-min Instagram Live calls to their loved ones 🥴🚀 instead of capping the price at $11.35 (yes, for **15 MINUTES** of sweet nothings). STONKS? Nah, more like STONKS GOING DOWN THE TOILET! 💩💰 In an epic power move straight out of a poorly written Netflix drama, the FCC has delayed phone call rate caps until April 2027, because who needs to listen to Congress? 😂🧐 "This decision is indefensible," said FCC Commissioner Anna M. Gomez, probably while crying into her overpriced artisanal coffee ☕️⚖️. Meanwhile, prison telecom companies are laughing all the way to the bank, making it rain off loved ones' emotional distress. Imagine getting charged TWELVE DOLLARS for 15 minutes of "I miss you" 💔📞. In an exclusive leaked convo (don’t ask where I got this): 👨‍🦰 Developer 1: "You hear about the FCC's delay?" 👨‍🦰 Developer 2: “Yeah, it's like they want families to have a 'prison escape' from their bank accounts. 🤣” So what's next? I'll tell you: an all-new prison call app where inmates can just DM their fam and give a TED Talk on why they deserve better! 🔥📲💥 Remember, this is fine. 🤷‍♂️💀 #PrisonBroke #FCCDrama #FreeTheCalls