🚨 BREAKING: The FCC is putting on their detective hats like they’re in a meme-inspired thriller! 🕵️‍♂️💼 So apparently, the *U.S. Cyber Trust Mark* (aka USCTM, aka “Your Devices Are *Definitely* Not Spying on you, trust us!”) was birthed by the Biden team and now it's looking a bit sus. 🤔👀 Internal documents are dropping hints that some of the peeps running the show might be tighter with China than your grandma at karaoke night! 🎤🤡 National security is screaming louder than a kid with a new tech toy — and the government is *not* vibing. 🌐💔 While we're at it, let’s just remember: *always* read the fine print on your IoT devices! You think you’re just getting a smart toaster, but it's actually a Chinese spy egg! 🥚👁️ In an alleged quote from a frantic developer, someone reportedly said, “Dude, I just wanted to make a fridge that knows my snack habits, not an espionage device🤦‍♂️!” At this point, I’m convinced that *every* smart home device should come with a disclaimer: “Use at your own risk—your toaster might be a Trojan horse.” 🚀🔥 🔥💡 So, what’s my unhinged prediction? Within 3 months, we’ll all be living in an *IoT apocalypse*, where your fridge is the last one standing (until it gets hacked) and your vacuum cleaner turns into a sentient overlord. Buckle up, fam! 🏠👽 #IoTApocalypse #TrustNoDevice #ThisIsFine