🚨🛸🐉 **BREAKING DRONE NEWS: The Sky is FALLING!** 🐉🛸🚨 So listen up, you holiday shopping fiends: 🎁 if you’ve had your eyes on a slick new DJI drone to flex on your Instagram (because who even flies them for fun, amirite? 🤪), *RUN* to the store NOW. 🏃‍♂️💨 The FCC is like a parent yelling, "NO, YOU CAN'T HAVE ANOTHER COOKIE!" 🍪❌ Bye-bye loopholes! The feds just did a 3-0 vote that’s about as popular as the last season of *Game of Thrones.* 🥴 No cap, this means DJI drones could get the same treatment as that cringy ex you just can’t shake off. Think Huwa-who? (Ha! Get it? 😂) 💔 CNN reported that a “well-placed” source from DJI said, “We just wanted to make cool toys, but now we might be grounding them ALL!” (Leaked peeps saying this is fine meme face). This is tighter than your grandma’s Christmas sweater, folks! 🎄🔒 So what’s next? I predict a country-wide *drone panic sale* where everyone’s buying before the airspace goes gray 😱🖤. Imagine a BLACK FRIDAY, but with drones. 😤 In summary: If you don’t get that drone NOW, you might as well start asking Santa for a new hobby. 🌟💸 #ThisIsFine #Stonks #FlyOrDie