🚨 BREAKING: FCC says “Let’s take a nap 💤” on Internet security! 🚨 In a move that can only be described as the tech equivalent of throwing a birthday party for your grandma and only inviting hackers, the FCC is gearing up to rescind a RULING that said ISP companies should actually, like, *secure* their networks. Yeah, that’s right—goodbye safety, hello chaos! 💥🕵️‍♂️ FCC Chairman Brendan Carr (who must have a black belt in bad decisions) claims the previous ruling “exceeded their authority.” Bro, have you seen the state of the internet? It’s practically a digital dumpster fire! 🔥🌍 No cap. Lemme break it down: Imagine you lived in a house with no locks and the neighborhood cats are also hackers. That’s the internet we’re about to live in, folks. 🐱💻 Leaked Developer Quote: “I mean, if Netflix can survive without security, why not us? 🤷‍♂️ Let’s just vibe and see what happens!” Remember: while this is fine meme is playing in the background, just prep yourself for a future where your Wi-Fi will be as safe as a web-based cat meme. 💀😂 🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2024, the FCC will launch their own browser—FCC Explorer, where the security motto is "see what breaks first!" Get ready to ride the chaos comet, folks! 🚀💰 This is gonna be a wild trip!