🚨📱 BREAKING: The FCC just dropped the hottest "leak" of 2024, and it ain't the new BTS track! 🤡🔥 Buckle up, fam, because Apple is currently seething harder than a dog in a sauna over the accidental release of iPhone 16e schematics that were supposed to be top-secret! 💀📜 According to AppleInsider (bless their hearts), the FCC accidentally went full-on "let me show you my secrets" mode, giving rival tech companies a behind-the-scenes tour of the iPhone 16e, aka the next overpriced brick you’ll all be lining up for in stores! 🤑💸 *Stonks* are about to crash harder than my hopes of ever owning a Lambo. Imagine this convo at Apple HQ: 📞 Tim Cook: "Why is the FCC showing our secrets?!" 👨‍💻 Random Developer: "Dude, just tell them it’s all a part of our 'open-source' conspiracy! 🤫" 🔊 Tim: "That is PR suicide!" Apple wrote a letter begging for confidentiality like they just dropped a spicy TikTok and got roasted in the comments. 🥵 "This is fine," they said, meanwhile every competitor is like *Drake pointing* to their future blueprints. 💣💥 Hot take alert: Just wait until FCC leaks the “iPhone 999s” with actual teleportation capabilities and battery life that lasts longer than my last relationship! 🚀💔 Share this chaos if you feel like we’re living in a 3rd generation Black Mirror episode! 😱✨ #TechLeaks #ChaoticNeutral