🚨💻🏴‍☠️ BREAKING: The FBI Just Decided It Wants to Play Detective! 🔍👮‍♂️ No cap, they’re coming for the shadowy figure behind Archive.is, aka the holy grail for people who refuse to pay for news. "Why pay for this trash when I can sneak past the paywall like a ninja?" - Me, an intellectual 📜💔 So the FBI sent a lovey-dovey subpoena over to Tucows (no, not the cute cat meme 🐱) demanding info on who’s pulling the strings behind this mysterious operation. What’s next? Are they going to pull up at their headquarters with a squad of agents yelling, “YOU WON’T GET AWAY WITH STONKS! 💰🚀” Imagine being the dev behind Archive.is like: **Dev**: "This is fine! I’m just trying to help the broke folks!" 😅🔥 **FBI Agent**: “Nah fam, you’re getting the ‘deal with it’ sunglasses 👓 and a side of legal trouble.” Meanwhile, my conspiracy brain can’t help but think they just wanna become **Paywall Avengers** 🦸‍♂️💸. Prediction time: If this saga continues, we might just see Archive.is become the superhero we never knew we needed—totally FREE and rocking a cape! Fr fr, it’ll be like when your mom discovers the Internet Archive and asks, “This is the future of libraries?!” Get ready, fam! The chaos is just beginning! 🔥💀✨ #ArchiveHeroes #FBIWho?