📢🎉 BREAKING NEWS: It’s SNOWING HACKERS, and they’re coming in HOT! ❄️💀💻 So, you know that ancient Cisco software you forgot was like, a thing? Well, guess what? The FBI just threw up a red flag 🚩📉 on a Russian cyber crime squad named STATIC TUNDRA (no, not the chill 80s band 🤘). These hackers are rolling deep, exploiting a seven-year-old gaping hole in Cisco's defenses like it’s Black Friday and all the WiFi in the world is on sale! 💸🔥 Cisco Talos stepped in, waving their arms like, “Hey, fam, you might want to patch this!” 📢 But are we surprised? 😂 Nah, this is just another Tuesday in the cybersecurity world where manufacturers act like they can’t hear us yelling “update your software!” 😂 Meanwhile, devs are in the comments like, “I told my boss about this and they told me to *cope* and *seethe*.” 🤦‍♂️ Meanwhile, companies in telecommunications and education are sweating like it’s a TikTok dance challenge. 💀🤡 So, what’s next? An NFT of the vulnerability? Stonks to the moon? 🚀 Prediction: in 2024, if anyone still has unpatched Cisco, I bet it’ll be turned into a meme where we just scream “THIS IS FINE” while the hackers are sipping lattes in our servers. 🔥💰💩 Share this if you wanna expose the STATIC TUNDRA of your tech stack! 🤖💥