🚨💥 Stop what you’re doing, tech fam! The FBI is doing some *serious* sleuthing 🚔🕵️‍♂️ and they’ve set their sights on Archive.today. Yep, the digital archive that keeps memes alive, and probably your cringe compilations too! 🧙‍♂️🗂️ So, picture this: the FBI slides into Tucows’ DMs like, “Hey, can we have all the deets on Archive.today? We need addresses, phone records, and their Netflix password too.” 🥴💌📞 Like, MY GUY, it’s just a website that hoards memes and questionable cat pics, not an international spy ring! 🐱🔍 **Imaginary Developer Quote Alert:** “At this point, we’re just waiting for the FBI to ask who really let the dogs out”. 🤡🐶 The subpoena doesn’t even mention a legit crime?? Just vibes? Sounds kinda like someone lost a bet during a hackathon. 🎲💸 But here's the kicker: Archive today might just be hiding a secret: the embodiment of *internet freedom* 🦸‍♀️💻. 🚀🔥💰 So what’s next? The FBI is gonna throw a "find the meme lord" party? No cap, I predict we’ll see Archive.today’s owner become the next Avenger! 🦸‍♂️💥 And if they don't, watch out... I hear the next drop is NFTs of their court documents. Stonks, baby! 📈😂