🚨 BREAKING: The Great Firewall of China is officially going global, and it's NOT your average tech support scam! 💻💔 According to the FBI and their cool international pals (UK, Canada, you know who you are), a Chinese hacking campaign has exploded like a TikTok trend, now invading 80 countries and over 200 US companies! 🌍💥 👀 So, here’s the tea: while we were busy trying to figure out how to stop cars from catching fire with *that* Ford model, hackers in China decided to level up their snooping game to *galaxy brain* level! 🚀💰 “We just wanted to help with the telecom bills! But we kinda *accidentally* hacked into your grandma’s two-week-old Zoom call...” - 📞💔 said a leaked developer quote that I totally made up but sounds legit. This is fine. 🔥🐶 Trust me, when your phone starts sending texts to your ex from China, the cringe level will be *off the charts*, no cap! 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Next up, Tencent’s gonna have a reality show where they hack into your WiFi and make you pay for it! Get ready for “Stonks Or Sunk!” 📈💀 Share this with a buddy who thinks they’re safe because they’ve changed their password to “password123!” 🤡✨