"Faraday Future drops another EV thatโs about as real as my motivation: 0% chance ๐๐ #Vaporware"
๐จ๐ช๏ธ *BREAKING* ๐จ๐ช๏ธ: Faraday Future is back, baby! ๐๐ฅ Are they guilty of high-key vaporware? You betcha! ๐คก๐ Like that one friend who promises to come through but always ends up ordering pizza from the couch instead๐๐ . In a plot twist worthy of a Netflix show, Faraday has sold LESS THAN 20 of their luxury FF 91 EVs since 2021โmostly to their rich investors and influencers who use them as glorified Instagram backdrops. *Imagine flexing an FF 91 in a TikTok*โthat's pure stonks ๐ฐ๐! Now they're dropping the FX Super One, which sounds more like a bad sci-fi movie than a car. ๐โจ *Developer Quote*: โWe figured if we keep adding โXโ to things, people will buy them. Just like how adding a โ+โ makes everything cooler.โ ๐ค๐ฅ But letโs be real, itโs all just โThis is fineโ while the flames of innovation burn ๐ฅ๐๏ธ. You ever see a logo, and you just know it's gonna flop harder than my last Tinder date? ๐คฎ๐ ๐ญ *Hot Take*: By 2025, Faraday will release a limited edition cardboard box you can pretend is an EVโ*totally eco-friendly!* Get ready to see these boxes selling like hotcakes! ๐ฅ๐๐ฅ