🚨🌪️ *BREAKING* 🚨🌪️: Faraday Future is back, baby! 🎉💥 Are they guilty of high-key vaporware? You betcha! 🤡💀 Like that one friend who promises to come through but always ends up ordering pizza from the couch instead🍕😅. In a plot twist worthy of a Netflix show, Faraday has sold LESS THAN 20 of their luxury FF 91 EVs since 2021—mostly to their rich investors and influencers who use them as glorified Instagram backdrops. *Imagine flexing an FF 91 in a TikTok*—that's pure stonks 💰📈! Now they're dropping the FX Super One, which sounds more like a bad sci-fi movie than a car. 🚗✨ *Developer Quote*: “We figured if we keep adding ‘X’ to things, people will buy them. Just like how adding a ‘+’ makes everything cooler.” 🤖🔥 But let’s be real, it’s all just “This is fine” while the flames of innovation burn 🔥🏚️. You ever see a logo, and you just know it's gonna flop harder than my last Tinder date? 🤮💔 💭 *Hot Take*: By 2025, Faraday will release a limited edition cardboard box you can pretend is an EV—*totally eco-friendly!* Get ready to see these boxes selling like hotcakes! 🥞🚀🔥