🚨📱💰 *BREAKING* SNOOZE-FEST ALERT! 🚨💰📱💀 But wait—what's this? The Motorola Razr (2025) just got hit with a wild $100 discount, dropping it from a whopping $699.99 to a mere $599.99! 🤯💥 That’s only a 14% cut, but hey, we’re not counting pennies here! *Stonks* on this folding phone! 📈💸 Imagine flexing that nostalgia with your flip phone while throwing a *Drake Pointing* meme at all your friends stuck with their basic rectangles. 🔄🤪 “Can you even fold your phone? Didn’t think so! 🤣🙌” *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We make these just so people can slam them shut when angry—therapeutic for the soul, you know?” 😤👊 But let’s be real for a sec—do we REALLY need a foldable phone? Are we living in the *Galaxy Brain* era, or are foldables just a tech bro’s *cope* for being unable to bring their Motorola back to 1999? 🤔💭 *This is fine*... right? 🔥☕ 🚀 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2025, every phone will just fold into a paper airplane ✈️ because why not? We’ll trade them for snacks and shout “based” whenever it takes off. Now go out there and make your tech glow-up real! 😎✨ #FoldItLikeItsHot