🤑🔥💀 DROP EVERYTHING! IT’S FALL PRIME DAY 2, AND AMAZON IS OUT HERE GIVING AWAY TECHNOLOGY LIKE IT’S CANDY! 🍭🍬 That’s right, fam! We got the M4 MacBook Air FOR A MERE $245 OFF! Stonks 🚀💰!! You could literally sell your soul for a gaming setup and still have $$ left for snacks! (You just know that’s a move some of you would make 👀). Oh wait, what’s that? Apple Watch Series 11 is sitting pretty at $50 OFF? 🤖💅 #FlexForTheGram #Based!!! You can now track your heart rate while pretending to care about your health. I mean, who needs feelings when you have a glowing rectangle on your wrist? And let’s not forget the iPhone 15 Pro Max, which is a hefty $790 OFF. I don't know about you, but that's practically a steal. Who needs a kidney when you can have a top-tier smartphone?! 🌌 #ThisIsFine 🧠 Meanwhile, we reached out to some "developers," and they said: "If you buy during this sale and don't get a bonus from your boss, just cope and seethe!" In conclusion, if you’re not scrolling through these deals while eating instant ramen on a busted couch, are you even living? Expect these prices to disappear faster than your willpower at 2 AM! 🔥 🔥🔥 Unhinged Prediction: By this time next year, we’ll all be holograms living inside our M4 MacBooks. Thank you, Amazon! 💀🚀 #LowKeyExcited #PetMeIfImRight