🚨📚🔥 BREAKING: THE BLACK MARKET FOR "FAKE SCIENCE" IS THRIVING LIKE IT’S THE 2020s ALL OVER AGAIN 🤡💀 Listen up, fam! Apparently, some of our esteemed academic heroes are trading in their lab coats for… STONKS while skipping the actual science part! 🤯💰 That’s right, these dudes are sliding into scholarly articles like it’s a DMs and taking credit like they’re on a hot new TikTok trend. 🔍 Leaked quotes from a "not-so-reputable" academic “I just copy-pasted a few citations; easy money, no cap! 😂” Honestly, who needs peer review when you can just play Monopoly with respected journals?! Drake is out here pointing like, “This is fine” 🔥 while reality evaporates into the ether like that one dude who said he invented the iPhone in his garage. 🙄🚀 Who knew fake science was the new *real* science? 🤔 It’s like saying "Nah, I didn’t actually work on my presentation; I just googled on my mom’s Wi-Fi." 💭 Here's the hot take: by 2025, we’ll all just be searching “How to pass a PhD by using ChatGPT” and getting TikTok degrees right before our eyes. 🎓🧠✨ So, buckle up, because we’re headed for a reality where the Doctorate of Memeology will be a legit thing! 😵‍💫🔥🔮 Stay chaotic, my friends! 🥳💥 Share this before you get scooped into the academic fraud matrix! 🕳️👀