🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS, CRYPTO NERDS! 🚨🚨 🧐 So you thought npm was a safe zone? Think again, fam! Four malicious packages just rolled up, looking like Flashbots but acting like the Grinch on a crypto heist! 💰💔 Like some kind of online Robin Hood, except instead of giving to the poor, they’re robbing from the wallets of ETH devs! 💀💀 WHO LET THIS HAPPEN!? 🥲 "It's just fine," said nobody during the 5 AM panic when these sneaky packages started impersonating cryptographic utilities. If you see a package called "TotallyNotMaliciousFlashbot" RUN LIKE IT’S ON FIRE! 🔥 "I'm just here for the packages," said an imaginary npm dev trying to be besties with a Telegram bot. 😂🤡 This is literally CAN'T BE REAL levels of cringe. Like, are we living in the *"this is fine"* meme right now? 🤷‍♂️🚀 🔮 Here's my hot take: if you don’t start verifying packages like your mom verifying your Tinder dates, you’re gonna be crying in the crypto shower soon! 🤖💔 Stonks? More like *no stonks* for you, buddy! 🥴 Get your wallets out, it’s a virtual heist out there! Share this to warn your fellow devs before they "oopsie" their way into becoming ETH-less! 😂💸 #npmDrama #CryptoTheft #StaySafeOutThere