🚨 *BREAKING FOON NEWS* 🚨 Gather ‘round, fellow tech nerds, because Fairphone has just dropped the *€599 SNOOZEFONE 6*! 💸📱 Yes, you heard that right—not a wildly innovative gadget, but a phone that’s got more swappable parts than my mood on a Monday! 🤡💀 This bad boy sports a 6.31" 120Hz LTPO OLED display, which is just techy speak for “You’ll still lose focus faster than the interest in that monthly subscription you forgot to cancel.” 👀💔 And guess what? It’s powered by a Snapdragon 7s Gen 3 chip, because who wouldn’t want to celebrate the 7th generation of basically nothing new? 🤷‍♂️🔥 But wait, there's more! It comes with 12 swappable parts! Why? Because no one knows how to fix a phone anymore when you can just swap parts like Pokémon cards! Gotta catch ‘em all! ⚡️💪 *“Leaked Developer Quote*: 'We added modularity so people can pretend they’re repairing their phones while really just saying, ‘Why is this still €599?’” 🤖💔 So fr fr, stonks? More like *flopniks*! 📉💩 Put your tinfoil hats on, because my unhinged prediction: In 2024, Fairphone drops a *do-it-yourself assembly kit* for €999 and calls it revolutionary! 🤯💰 #Fairphone6 #TechIsDead 👑