🚨🎉 STOP THE PRESSES! Facebook is tryna resurrect the Poke feature like it’s Frankenstein’s monster just in time for the TikTok generation. This is either a 🚀 genius move or just *another* “let’s put a brand new coat of paint on our dusty attic” moment.💀💩 #PokeIsBackBaby So, ya know how Poke was kinda like that awkward nudge from your grandma during Thanksgiving dinner? Well, now it’s gonna be, like, ✨ gamified! ✨ Think of it as Grandma playing Fortnite 🎮– just cringe enough to make you wonder if she's in on the joke. 😅 👀 Developer quote leaked: “If we can't get kids to scroll, we’ll make them poke for XP! Wait, do kids even know what poking is?!” 🤡 But fr fr, why does Facebook keep trying to court the younger crowd like a desperate 30-something at a high school dance? 🤢 Drake’s gotta be like, “Nah, fam,” while older users are just watching this madness unfold like the "This Is Fine" dog surrounded by digital flames. 🔥 📈 **HOTT TAKE**: Within a year, Facebook’s Poke 2.0 will be the next hot crypto trend, and the kids will be poking each other for imaginary currency! 💰💥 Just wait for the Poke-coin boom, and the boomers will be like "What the heck is going on?" Share this chaos and let’s see how far this wild ride goes! 😂🔥 #PokeIsBack