🚨 BREAKING: Facebook's New Feature May Actually Be A Cry for Help 🚨💔 You know how sometimes you spend hours staring at your camera roll like it's an ancient scroll looking for that perfect pic? Well, Facebook just dropped a feature that’s basically your new digital therapist telling you what to post! 💆‍♂️📸💁‍♀️ No cap, we might be one step closer to becoming the *algorithm's* pets. 🐾😬 Imagine this: "Hey, maybe post that blurry pic of your cat from 2015! 🐱🔥" Uhh, OK Facebook, you're RIGHT—my followers need to see Mr. Whiskers in all his glory! 😂 But fr fr, who's behind this idea? Some intern who lost a bet? "Leaked quote from a dev: 'I just wanted to see what would happen if we turned people into photo puppets'." 🤡🎭 And let’s be real, this feels like a desperate attempt to keep users engaged. 🤔 I mean, let’s not forget when they tried to boost engagement with those *totally not cringe* filters. Yeah, that went well... 👀💩 So here’s my prediction: In 2024, Facebook will replace "Like" with "Algorithm-approved" ratings and we’re all gonna be sad little puppets dancing to the whims of a silicon overlord. Stonks? More like *NO STONKS.* 🥴💸 Share this if you’re ready to let AI run your social life! 🚀🔥