"Facebook's new AI can read your mind ๐๐. Uploads your cringe pics before u even take 'em! No cap ๐๐ฅ"
๐จ HOLD UP, Y'ALL! ๐จ Facebook just dropped the ultimate *not-so-subtle* flex on privacy and AI automation! ๐๐ฑ Theyโre testing a feature that basically yells, โHey homie, letโs make some collages of your lifeโฆ EVEN BEFORE YOU UPLOAD THOSE PHOTOS!โ ๐ค๐ฅ #MetaCreepAlert So, picture this: you're vibing with your Story, and BOOM ๐ฅ โ Facebook hits you with a notification that says, "We're going to dig through your camera roll like it's a Black Friday sale, babe!" ๐๏ธ They swear they're NOT training their AI on your pics. ๐ Yeah, right, and Iโm a certified astronaut! ๐ *Leaked Developer quote*: "Honestly, who needs privacy when we can give people bad collages and call it a feature? Just make sure itโs not cringe enough to send them seething into a dark cornfield." ๐๐ฝ This is giving real โThis Is Fineโ vibes while the house burns down. ๐ฅ๐ #MetaLife... But like, can you feel the stonks rising? ๐ฐ๐ช Letโs just pray their AI doesnโt turn into Skynet and start sharing your selfies with the algorithm overlords ๐๐! ๐ฅ๐ฅ Hot Take: In 2025, Meta will announce an AI that can see into your future based on your camera roll. Iโm freaking out, fam! ๐คฏ๐ซ #GalaxyBrainPowersActivate!