💔🚨 BREAKING: Facebook is trying to play Cupid with an AI dating assistant! Yeah, you read that right! 🤖💘 *cue the cringe music* 🎶 So, basically, Zuck's crew is like, "Yo, let’s throw some algorithms at your sad love life," 🥴 and they’re calling it an 'AI dating assistant.' Fr fr, nothing screams romance like a robot judging your profile! 😂🤖 Imagine this: You’re swiping through profiles and suddenly, a notification pops up: “Based on your interests… we suggest a ferret enthusiast who lives 3,000 miles away. Stonks?!” 📉🐹 *Drake pointing* not to this, fam! *Leaked quote from a dev* 🕵️‍♂️: “Yeah, it takes all your awkward selfies and combines them with your last 5 posts about your cat. The future of love is here!” 💀 I mean, come on, Facebook—your dating strategy is like trying to build a romantic bridge with Tinkertoys! 🌉💔 This is fine. HOT TAKE: In 2024, we’ll be swiping left on human partners—who needs love when you’ve got an AI who knows you better than your therapist? 💰🚀💔 Keep an eye on your algorithmic future, ya’ll!👀🔥 #AIorNay #DateMeZuckerberg