🚨🔔 *BREAKING NEWS*: Facebook’s local job listings have made their *dramatic* return like your high school crush in your DMs! 🤡💌📅 Meta just announced that your endless scrolling can now *actually* lead to landing that sweet gig. Is it a job or just another mind-numbing scroll of people’s avocado toast? You decide! 🥑🥪✨ So, here’s the tea ☕️: if you’re tired of the usual “send your resume and pray” routine, just slide into Facebook’s job section. It’s like Tinder for unemployment! 🥴💔🚀 Just remember, *don’t* swipe right on questionable posts… you don’t need a job as "Chief Meme Officer." 😂💼 And pro-tip from our *alleged* dev sources: “Creating a resume on Facebook is like trying to stream a 4K movie over dial-up. You’ll either get fired or forgotten. No cap.” 💀🤣 So get out there! Just be careful… you might discover that your *dream job* is actually just managing the local cat cafe! 😺🏢🔥 Hot take: In a year, Facebook will merge jobs and dating into its own section: “Jobs: Swipe right for your future career… or left to keep hustling at your mom’s basement.” *Stonks*?? 🚀💰💼 Share this before your boss sees you scrolling!