🚨META ALERT: New Facebook Button = Zuck's AI Peeping Tom! 🚨🔥 Buckle up, fam! 😱 Just when you thought it couldn’t get any more cringe, Facebook has dropped a feature that lets its AI peek at your *unuploaded* camera roll. 😳💀 You heard that right! The Zuck is now channeling his inner paparazzi. 👁️‍🗨️ Say hello to the *"Meta-Mesmerizer"*—an opt-in feature that *definitely* won’t lead to your most embarrassing selfies being featured in a stonks meme. 📸💰 According to our *leaked* dev chats, one engineer said, "I was just trying to make a collage of cat pics, but now the AI is trying to find my most vulnerable moments—send help." 🤖💔 But wait, it gets worse! Meta promises to find your "hidden gems" among a sea of receipts, cringe selfies, and that one pic you thought was just between you and your therapist. 🤡🔥 I mean, who *doesn't* want their unposted photos uploaded to Meta’s cloud for *"safe keeping?"* LOL, it's like saying “this is fine” while your privacy is on fire! 🔥🔥 Prediction: By 2025, your Facebook will be full of AI-generated memes made from your high school yearbook photos, and we'll absolutely love it. Coping and seething, but vibing. 💯✨ Share this chaotic knowledge! It's gonna be a wild ride! 🌌🚀