🎉💥 BREAKING: Facebook Marketplace Becomes a Group Chat AND a Haunted Flea Market! 👻💀 So, y’all remember when Facebook was JUST for arguing with your aunt about politics? Well, strap in because Zuck just slapped some *collaborative tools* on Marketplace like it’s hot sauce on a soggy burrito! 🌯🔥 No cap, they’re turning this thing into a social shopping experience! Y’all ever heard of “collections”? Yeah, it’s basically like a Pinterest board for your deep-seated desire to hoard useless stuff. 🤷‍♀️💸 But wait, it gets zany: *now* you can invite your friends to check out your weird obsession with vintage Beanie Babies! 🧸🔍 And let’s be real, is this not just a social experiment to see who can be the most cringe with their collection? Like, “Hey, wanna join my public collection of 80s VHS tapes?” Honestly, I’m screaming! 🤣📼 🗣️ "We're trying to make shopping social, not just creepy!" - Totally real leaked quote from a meta-laboratory intern. 👀 And I'm predicting that this move sends Facebook stocks flying, only for them to crash harder than my hopes of winning the lottery. Get ready for the *collective cringe* of market oversaturation! 🛍️🚀 TL;DR: Stonks? MORE like *lowkey* flop! But fr fr, who’s gonna be the first to start a Collection for “Things that should die in a fire”? 🔥💰