🔥🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨🔥: Meta's latest attempt to get you to actually care about Facebook like you care about your ex's TikTok dance videos is HERE! 😱💩 Introducing: FAN CHALLENGES and CUSTOM BADGES! Yep, it’s like Pokémon GO, but instead of catching *cool* creatures, you're just collecting badges faster than you collect existential dread 💀. Facebook said, “More badges mean more engagement!” Listen, Mark, nobody’s hitting “LIKE” on my dad jokes just because I have a digital sticker 🥴. 🤖💬 *Leaked quote from a Meta dev*: “Badges are the future of social interaction. Who doesn’t want to feel like they earned a participation trophy for scrolling?!” 🤣 GET READY, because the next badge might say, “I survived 10 minutes on Facebook without screaming into the void! 🤯” But hold up! What if these badges turn your timeline into a lit version of that cringe “This is fine” meme? 🤡 🔥 Meta is trying to win back our souls, but all they’re doing is making us more like: *Drake pointing to Twitter* 🎤. No cap, I predict _Facebook will soon roll out a ‘Get the heck off our platform’ challenge._ Get ready to seethe! Share this with your friends who still think Facebook is cool! 💰👀