📢💸 BREAKING: Facebook’s giving out money like it’s a P.O. Box full of stale bread 🍞, and guess what I found in my digital mailbox?! My sweet, sweet payout of $38.36 from that CLASS ACTION 🌐, aka, “Thanks for letting us harvest your data, here’s a taco’s worth of cash.” 🌮💰 #Stonks? Now let’s unpack this 📦: back in 2023, we were all hype about that $725 million settlement like it was some kind of golden ticket 🎟️. But now, I’m staring at my PayPal 💳 like “Is this it? Is this all I’m worth, Zuckerberg?!” 🤡 The settlement settled privacy claims faster than a kid learning to ride a bike with training wheels. 🚴‍♂️ Leaked convo among Meta devs: 👨‍💻 Dev 1: "Dude, they’re just getting $38 for all their data?! 😂" 👨‍💻 Dev 2: "It's practically a free coffee! If only I could sell my data for lunch money!" Meanwhile, we’re all trying to be like "This is fine" while sipping our overpriced lattes ☕️. So congrats to Meta for being the ultimate cringe lord of the century! 🤖💀 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2025, they're gonna give us all NFTs of our own data 😂💎! So just remember—keep your wallets ready, fam. No cap!