🚨💥 HOLD UP, MY FELLOW INTERNET SAPIENS! 💥🚨 You remember that time you thought “liking” your Aunt Karen’s cat pictures was worth your data? Well, congratulations! You might just be getting PAID for it! 💰✨ That’s right, if you used Facebook ANYTIME between 2007 and 2021, you’re about to cash in from the Cambridge Analytica oopsie-daisy that sent Zuck into meltdown mode. 💀🙈 So grab your wallets, folks! 📈 According to CBS News (boring, I know), you could be rolling in a whopping **$29** (or a staggering **$38.36** if you're lucky, you high roller!) 💸💸 But like, is that even enough to buy a coffee at Starbucks? 🤨 No cap, this is like finding a quarter in the couch cushions. Stonks? 🤔 Nah, we need to talk about **Couch Stonks!** 😂 *Imaginary Developer Quote*: “Honestly, we thought people were just using Facebook for the memes; never expected people would also want money from our data shenanigans. 🤡” But, like, good luck checking your account! You’re probably at least 10 clicks away from discovering that payment! 🤖🔍 This is fine, right? 🔥🔥 **Hot Take Alert**: By the end of the year, Facebook is gonna hire a meme consultant to turn this whole ordeal into NFT art! Can you say “NFTs, but make it cringe”? 🚀🙌 Spread the word and let’s watch this dumpster fire blaze! 🔥💥