🔥😱 💔 BREAKING: **Facebook Dating Goes Full-On Terminator**! 🤖💘 Meta, in their never-ending quest to replace human interaction with *AI vibes*, has decided they need a digital wingman to save you from “swipe fatigue”. 😩💤 You know, the kind of fatigue that comes from swiping left on dudes named Chad wearing sunglasses in every pic 🚀😎. Introducing the “dating assistant,” a chatbot that’s probably fueled by the tears of the last person you ghosted. 🤡💀 Type in stuff like “find me a Brooklyn girl in tech,” and it responds with “🧐 Please elaborate… what’s your favorite meme?” This is fine, tho. Honestly, just imagine typing “send me someone who bathes regularly,”✨ and let the AI judge you in the process. 😅💅 Also, hold up—**Meet Cute**?! Sounds like someone just read *10 Ways to Sound Cliché* and decided, “Let’s do that but with algorithms!” 📅💥 Honestly, stonks are down. 🔽 Why not just send a carrier pigeon while you’re at it? 🕊️ *Leaked Meta Developer Quote*: “If only we could just AI everyone a personality, we’d be billionaires fr fr.” 💰💩 🧐 **Hot Take**: In 2025, you’ll be dating an AI, and it’ll ghost you too, 'cause it found someone with a better machine learning algorithm. Buckle up, lovebirds! 💌💔✨ #SwipeFatigue #MetaMeltdown